

He fights through numerous security guards, and finds himself in Phraud Hogslop's office, the CEO of the company.

The Dude accepts, and goes to the company's headquarters. Following the cutscene, the Postal Dude is called by his ex-boss Vince Desi, who asks him to go to Bullfish Interactive and retrieve a Gold Master. The player never actually gets to do this Pigeon Relocator mission, and instead, a cutscene plays showing the aftermath. Impressed by his work, the officer promotes the Postal Dude to the "Pigeon Relocator", and gives him a Rocket Launcher in order to do the job. Dude accepts, and kills all the diseased cows on a pasture with a sledgehammer, at the same time coming across vegetarians who try and intervene. After killing off all the zombies, a high-ranking army officer approaches the Dude and offers him the job of killing diseased cows to prevent the infection from further spreading.

After reading these letters, the Postal Dude eventually leaves the hospital after having major Gary Coleman hallucinations.Īs he 's getting something to eat at an Asian restaurant, mad-cow infected zombies overrun the place and he must assist in killing them all. After waking up from a coma, the Postal Dude reads various "get well" cards beside his bed, however they turn out to be threatening letters from a Dog Pound, land owner, and his wife. In this expansion, it's revealed that the Postal Dude survived the head shot he received in the end of the main game (he shot himself to stop listening to his nagging wife) and is in Paradise's hospital.
